Although placed in separate classes, twins Marius and Marcus prove to be double trouble for their kindergarten teachers.

Teachers teach, flyers fly, painters paint, climbers climb--and teachers fly, climbers paint ....

"Eileen Merriweather knows a thing or two about romance. As a professor of literature, she teaches prestigious courses on history's greatest romantics, but one week out of the year she abandons her dusty textbooks and makes a pilgrimage to the Hudson Valley with her best friend Pru to meet their Super Smutty Book Club in person, and celebrate the romance series that brought them together - Quixotic Falls. It's a week of wine and happily-ever-afters....